Kids sure do pick up on everything that you do. I don't even talk on the phone that much, at least not with the phone up to my ear. I usually have it on speaker and hold it in front of my face. But Gideon has somehow figured out that phones are for holding up to your ear, and everything he can pick up becomes a phone.
Since Gid loves phones so much, I've been searching for a phone ornament for his yearly Christmas ornament this year (a tradition carried over from Daniel's youth), and came across this gem: the Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle.
Accoutrements Yodelling Pickle
From the description: "Are you sick and tired of trying to teach your pickles to yodel? Pickles can be so stubborn. At last, the yodeling pickle you've been waiting for."
Yes, this is it! This is the yodeling pickle I never knew I needed!
I don't know why it came up in my search for phone ornaments, but it's so much better than a phone ornament! It's a priceless find that I think every five-year-old in your life would really appreciate. You saw it here first, kids! Now I need to come up with a way to convince Daniel that this surely-annoying toy with no sentimental value is a good buy. Can you imagine? A yodeling pickle!
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